Saturday, December 11, 2010

As Diem picks up the Tylenol bottle
Abel: You too? I just took some of those.
Diem: Some? How many? Are you okay? Are you depressed?
Abel: I just took a handful and threw them in my mouth.
Diem: It's fine, you have small hands, you probably only got two.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Haircuts

Diem: so, I'm reading this article about 'Haircuts Women Love' on men, and they say that 'this guy can pull it off: artists, lazy guys, vampires. This guy cannot: anyone who needs to look remotely professional', and they have a picture of Robert Pattinson.
Abel: that's pretty good. *pause* So. Which is he?
Diem: huh? The...Twilight guy?
Abel: yeah. The artist or the lazy guy; he can't be the vampire.
Diem: hah! Right. Well, he can't act, either so he must be the lazy guy.
Abel *laughs*
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