Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Going down the 95, and see a truck with 'knight refrigerated' on the side. I fail to see how knights have anything to do with refrigeration...

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Diem: between sheild and persephone, the neavigational ability is somewhat less...
Abel: svelt?
Diem: ...I wouldn't use that word.
Abel: that's because you don't know what it means.
Diem: well...yes, that played a factor.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Well, the Automobile has a name at last. Lady Persephone is born.

Upon seeing a truck from 'seward trucking'
Abel: ...it seems to me that they're missing a 'T'.
Diem:.... ... ... 'Sewtard'?
Abel: what? No. 'Steward'. Sewtard?
Diem: yeah! Like someone who sews but can't quite figure it out.

Abel: ...my leg hair reminds me of jack nicholson; sticking up in every direction for no rhyme or reason.
Diem: you know just what to say to make me want to pounce you, don't you?

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Mmm first day I get to spend with diem since being back from disney, and I've decided to torture the poor guy by making him go to redrock with me and hike over to the waterfall. I don't know if its thawed yet, but we'll see! That and I really want to see if the sage is growing yet.
Find a consignment store and sell those puppies!! Dayum.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Top favorite disneyland rides.
(In no particular order):
California Screamin'
Tower of Terror
Muppet Show
Peter Pan
Indiana Jones

List to be continued

I have slowly been coming to terms with the fact that I am a cartoon character.
I wear the same set of clothes for days (weeks) on end, my hair changes dramatically for no reason, I have crazy adventures, I have an arch nemesis, irrational quirks and nuerosis, I don't age, and my friends are ridiculous enough that you would think nobody like that really exists.
These are the main points that lead me to believe that I am indeed a cartoon being written for someone elses enjoyment. But with nudity and lots of cursing. And long stretches of boredom.
I require a talking animal.

Friday, January 29, 2010

So. First three hours in disney land are great. The question is now what do I do with the next four that I'm awake for now that everyone is asleep. Hee.
No, I'm really really glad and grateful to be here. This is amazing.
I'm touched.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

We have decided that mr roboto is all about dis vibrator.

Matt: is it cool that I look in your bag? I don't wanna whip out anyones vibrator.
Di: matt!! Niece! 12!
Matt: erm, I mean...
Abel: dildo?
Di: samantha!!
Abel: marital aid?
Di: samantha!!
Abel: electric boyfriend?
Matt: *busts up laughing*
Di: *reaches back to hit me*
Julie: *turns on the radio. Domo arigato mr roboto*
Matt and abel: *crack up again*

Thank you very much mr roboto for helping me escape to where I needed to.
Iv got a secret, I have a secret.

Listen to the lyrics again some time. Hahah! Win!

-Abel

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