Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

Discussing whether or not husky dogs are creepy (Due to their blue eyes)...

Diem: I was taken down by a husky once.
Toccoto: "Taken Down" or "Mounted"?
Diem: Taken down.
Abel: Are you sure?
Diem: Yeah. It was on one of those leashes you put mentally handicapped kids on so they can run back and forth on...
Toccoto & Abel: *start laughing* What?
Toccoto: I think that's the first time I've heard anyone use the term 'mentally handicapped' while mocking them.
Abel: He's politically correct, damnit!
Toccoto: That's like saying 'Damn, those Native Americans sure do like their fire water.'

As Diem picks up the Tylenol bottle
Abel: You too? I just took some of those.
Diem: Some? How many? Are you okay? Are you depressed?
Abel: I just took a handful and threw them in my mouth.
Diem: It's fine, you have small hands, you probably only got two.

Diem: bono is bad?
Abel: ...how do you know me and not know of my deep loathing for bono and U2?
Diem: see, I knew about U2...
Abel: bono's the main docuhebag in U2!
Diem: psht, like I know anything! The only thing I know about Bono, is Cher.
Abel: *eyes go wiiiiide*
Diem: and I don't even know if that's right!
Abel: ...*in shock* ...its...not.
Diem: okay, there you go. I kept wondering why people kept pronouncing his name differently.
Abel: yeah, Bono and Bono is not like 'crick' and 'creek'. Not the same thing.