Saturday, August 20, 2011

**2005**
Addy: where's Mr. White Shirt?
Abel: Mr. White Shirt?
Addy: Yeah, Josh. I've never seen him in anything but a white shirt.
Abel & Lexington laugh madly.

**2011**
Abel: There's some crazy plants in the desert. Yukka, cactus, joshua trees.
Lexington: Joshua trees? What do they look like? Do they have white shirts?
Abel busts up laughing: I have missed you!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Polygonous

Sionkou: What's one below an octagon?
Diem: A septagon?
Sionkou: Deceptagon?
Abel: Polygons in disguise!

Friday, August 5, 2011

Visi0n: Diem this isn't mythbusters
Diem: Why not?
Visi0n: Cuz your not a host
Diem: I can be a host, I can inject myself with tons of bacteria

Monday, August 1, 2011

While watching the song 'be our guest' from disney's beauty and the beast.

Diem: So...in beauty and the beast, all the silverwear and stuff were once people, right? So. When they turn back, do they have to get all new stuff?
Abel: ...
Diem: or worse, are the beds people, too? So when you pull back the sheets, you're peeling back their skin!? 'Yeah, use your body to keep me warm!' Like a damn tauntaun or something!?
Abel: well, either that or the sheets are people, too, and its one really sick orgy.
Diem: ... ...that's a lot of forks. How many servants does this guy have!?
Abel: right, because that's the most concerning thing we've discussed in this situation...

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