Thursday, July 9, 2015

At Diem's birthday dinner. In public mind you.

Diem: Thank you mistress.
Abel: *feigns a punch to Diem's face* ICK STOP IT!
FireRoan: Whoa! That was quick.
Abel: He's not allowed to call me that, its weird. I dont like it.
Diem: May I have another Mistress?
Abel: ICK!
Diem, aggressively: GIVE ME ANOTHER MISTRESS!
Abel: huh. That's oddly better...
Diem: What would that be? Demanding to get hit.
Abel: Well, you'd need a service top...sooo...
FireRoan: Aggressive bottom?
Diem: Dominant bottom?
GS: Demanding bottom?
Diem: So, every gay man I've ever met?

Friday, July 3, 2015

So, for everyone's general awareness, several years ago, I forbade Diem from drinking mountain dew.  A combination of dental problems, addiction and weight seemed to tell me it was necessary.  He still gets it very rarely, but it's a well-known fact and joke that he was an addict.

Sageling: I just watched mountain dew dissolve a rat. Oh IFLS, you are like an accident I cannot look away from.
Diem: See? That is why mountain dew goes on the /inside/, not the /outside/. Besides, my body is not made of rats, just saying. I was born in the *singing along to 'eye of the tiger'* Year of the Tiger.
Abel: I'm a rat.
Diem: See?! /You/ can't have mountain dew. I'm fine.

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