Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

At Diem's birthday dinner. In public mind you.

Diem: Thank you mistress.
Abel: *feigns a punch to Diem's face* ICK STOP IT!
FireRoan: Whoa! That was quick.
Abel: He's not allowed to call me that, its weird. I dont like it.
Diem: May I have another Mistress?
Abel: ICK!
Diem, aggressively: GIVE ME ANOTHER MISTRESS!
Abel: huh. That's oddly better...
Diem: What would that be? Demanding to get hit.
Abel: Well, you'd need a service top...sooo...
FireRoan: Aggressive bottom?
Diem: Dominant bottom?
GS: Demanding bottom?
Diem: So, every gay man I've ever met?