Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

Abel: I can't decide on a movie. Rush Hour, or Shanghai Knights? Witty black guy or witty white guy?
Diem: Well...it's not February.
Abel: ... ... ...

Diem: Stupid new pennies!
Abel: What's wrong with them?
Diem: Stupid shield on the back of them.
Abel: Yea... It's very Captain America-ish. I think Stan Lee designed them.

Diem: cupcake or latte?
Abel: latte. I know I love dessert, but I've never been a huge cupcake fan.
Diem: well, you know what cupcakes are essentially, don't you?
Abel: ??
Diem: its an aborted birthday cake.
Abel: !?
Diem: ...essentially.
Abel: ...wow...
Diem: yep, aborted in the first trimester...
Abel: wouldn't that be more like cake batter? Cupcakes are like...partial birth abortions.
Diem: stillborn.
Abel: Yeah.