Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

Diem: cupcake or latte?
Abel: latte. I know I love dessert, but I've never been a huge cupcake fan.
Diem: well, you know what cupcakes are essentially, don't you?
Abel: ??
Diem: its an aborted birthday cake.
Abel: !?
Diem: ...essentially.
Abel: ...wow...
Diem: yep, aborted in the first trimester...
Abel: wouldn't that be more like cake batter? Cupcakes are like...partial birth abortions.
Diem: stillborn.
Abel: Yeah.