Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

Diem: they said mary magdalene was a whore, right?
Abel: as far as I know, yeah.
Diem: so who was she with?
Abel: ...you mean...whod she whore with?
Diem: yeah. Who was she with?
Abel: ...I don't know if whores keep a client list.
Diem: I don't know, I mean, 'whore' is a little harsh. She was probably more high class.
Abel: what? Why?
Diem: because she hung out with jesus! The son of god or whatever! I want to know how to get on /that/ list.
Abel: ...yo want to have the same whore that followed jesus around.
Diem: yeah! Not /that's/ exclusivity.