Saturday, May 30, 2009

Career Choice

I have decided that I'm going to be a webcam girl.

Okay, I'm joking, you caught me. But /STILL/, you have to admit there is something just strange about that whole underbelly world.

I remember being a kid and watching "Girl 6" and being completely, ridiculously intrigued. What makes it so taboo? Maybe it's because it is a taboo that makes me look at it twice. People like to pretend it doesn't exist. That human sexuality doesn't exist. Yes, with people getting so wound up about sexuality and preferences and such lately, I can see a little bit of sensitivity on the matter, and yes, what happens in the bedroom is a private ordeal but what is it about selling sex makes us so uncomfortable?

Maybe that's what intrigues me about it. just people's reactions. And I find, as I get older, things that seemed so outrageous and embarrassing and weird and taboo...really don't seem to be that big of a deal anymore.

I digress a bit.

Phone sex isn't anything new. No more than strip clubs, naughty picture shows and burlesque. But the evolution is amazing. And it's something that is always here, will always be here and conforms to the years and the trends. We've seen the evolution of sex and technology, and I'm not just talking about vibrators, here. Entire websites based off of porn. Movies, live web shows, pictures, you name the fetish they have it. I once found a website that told a person how to have sex with a bottle-nosed dolphin. In fact... *pause* Here it is.

No, I don't remember how I found it, but it was maybe six years ago now. The site was made in 1996. It's wild. And that fucker better thank me for the hits he's about to receive. Yes, thank you for scarring me as a 'child'. Feel my love.

Not that dolphin sex or zoophilia is anything new that's suddenly come up with the technology era. Though I am saying that you can find websites out there for anything. Technology has liberated the sex lives of so many people (Except the amish of course. SUCKS TO BE YOU!). It's astounding to think of what's developed thanks to technology.

It makes me think about all those kinks that maybe never would have been invented if someone didn't burn themselves out looking at eastern asian young pre-op male to female transgendered folks shitting on the faces of old goats while masturbating and ejaculating onto the chests of some scottish middle-aged pregnant woman.

I mean. Where do you go from there?

Futhermore, now with our phones basically becoming tiny, cancer causing computers we stick up to our heads, we have sex lines that are through text only.

Yes, sex text.

I know this because I applied for such a job. And on my application, I literally wrote "This is mostly because of morbid curiosity. Mostly. The other parts would be because I am literate, I have free text messages, am up during prime masturbatory hours and I know enough sex lingo and have read enough Anne Rice erotica that I could make Ron Jeremy blush."

Yeah, I don't expect them to call me, either. But I'll let you know how that goes.

Technology is an amazing thing when linked with our primal needs. Especially primal needs we've learned to be ashamed of.

And so, with the sex industry in mind, here are some adult sites. Perv.

Adam & Eve, Cyber Nooky, Sex Stories Post, Literotica, A Sex Stories (Which still bothers me as a name considering the singular and plural), Eden Fantasys.

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