Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

While listening to the above song.

Diem: *bursts out laughing*
Abel: ??
Diem: some of the /stuff/ I come up with...you know that part when he says, "You know I think that thing behind you's amazing"?
Abel: *hesitant* y-yes?
Diem: I just imagined a toddler dood telling a toddler chick pulling a duck behind her--you know, those ducks that quack, with the feet? *flaps his hands to immitate the cheap plastic feet flapping*
Abel: *staring. A little scared* y-yeah?
Diem: yeah.
Abel: how did you even get to that?
Diem: okay well, you know, well, okay, he's talking about her ass. I was just thinking, what could be behind her that's just ridiculous? Well, shed have to be pulling something. So what's she pulling? a wagon? No, then thered have to be something in the wagon.
Abel: *still staring. Reaches for her phone* uh huh?
Diem: so, what about a duck with the flappy feet!? Well, if she's pulling one of those, shed be a toddler! So hed be a toddler. And he's freakin' /amazed/ by this walking, quacking duck, with the feet *once more, immitates the rotating plastic feet with his hands*
Abel: ... *typing*
Diem: ... ... Blog?
Abel: yep.
***Metro Station comes on***
Diem: oh /man/ don't even get me started on that guy!!!

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