Incessant Chatterings of Yours Truly

Diem loves driving, after two generations of truck drivers, its in his blood and he's damn good at it! He also has developed a number of theories as to how people should drive, in order to expediate getting from point A to point B. Lo, the Zipper Effect: While in traffic, in a construction zone, two lanes of traffic were merging together. An annoying truck was trying to jam himself in front of us after wed just let a car in. Diem: Damnit people! No! You're breaking the zipper, you're done. Abel: ? Diem: Its like a zipper. *lacing his fingers one after another to illustrate* one side, then the other. When people adhere to the zipper, things flow smoothly. Everything's cool. Abel: Right. Diem: But you try to jam two in there and it breaks the zipper, then you gotta get a new jacket! Abel: ...get a new jacket? Diem: Yeah. ... Jackets keep you warm. Abel: ... ... Yes they do